azurusgreen

Okay first T thank you for letting me feel just as guilty as you never felt for forgetting to call you back.  And a big thank you to one of my siblings, for making me feel like jumping off a building today.  I know you don't like the thought of your offspring having asthma but for the love of all that you hold holy how can you listen to her cough and cry hour after hour.  By the way that is actual pain that she feels, maybe after she passes out the first few times you might acknowledge that her condition has nothing to do with bad parenting or a lack of faith.    Finally thank you Advair without your help during this smoke season I would never have got to experience these mood swings that may eventually lead to my decapitation while I am running in circles like a chicken.  Ph your mood swings plus mine equal me feeling completely inadaquate for you.  Thank you for insuring me that I am helping.  However I am pretty sure that one of your exs will suceed in getting laid by you more this month then I will.  Good thing she knows how to push those buttons.  Thank you for reassuring me that you don't have the intention, without me asking.  I am probably just paranoid due to the Adviar if you ever find this.  On the other hand I haven't slept without assistance in the last 5 or 6 days I can't remember anymore.  To my favorite assistant ever, no amount of SoyChai will ever replace your help, attitude and friendliness.  Thank you for making me feel less alienated then I have felt in a long time.  D sorry you were unavailable this morning I could have used your listening, hope you are out having fun.